White Box Head Disease (WBHD) Is a fatal disease sweeping the nation. Nineteen americans die every decade because of WBHD.

Is WBHD contagious?
Yes, unfortunately White Box Head Disease is very contagious. Here are the three ways that you could aquire it:
1 A dolphin somehow gets it's head lodged into a White box and then begins to dance. If you watch the dolphin dance, and then immediately after eat him, You will aquire WBHD.
2 If You slap someone, in the early stages of WBHD, until his/her nose turns blue, you will aquire WBHD.
3 If a man with a large French or Itallian mustache, takes of his mustache (with it in one peice of course), throws it like a frisbee, and it goes cleanly up your left nostril, you will aquire WBHD